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Raising kids is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
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There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I’m sitting here thinking how nice it is that gray hairs don’t hurt.
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One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day someone in a gym class pulls a muscle.
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Car sickness is the feeling you get when your monthly payment is due.
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The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires.
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Families are like fudge…mostly sweet and with a few nuts.
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Today’s mighty oak tree is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
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Laughing helps. It’s like jogging on the inside.
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not for the toy.
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My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
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If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts.
