An outstation doctor went to a kampung to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old son. The doctor instructed the boy to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver her baby.
The boy did as he was told, the mother pushed and after a little while the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the boy what he thought of the baby.
“Hit him again”, the 5 year old said, “He shouldn’t have crawled upt there in the first place!”
