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“How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”
“Yep, I used to skip school too…a lot.”
“Just leave all the lights on…it makes the house look more cosy.”
“Let me smell that shirt…yep, it’s still good for another week.”
“Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be happy to feed and walk him every day.”
“Well, if Zaini’s mom says it’s OK, that’s good enough for me.”
“Your curfew is just a general time to aim for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”
“I don’t have a tissue with me now…just use the sleeve of your shirt.”
“Don’t bother bringing a jacket, it will probably not rain today.”