Below you will find some simple tests to prepare you for the real thing.
Your wife can prepare like this: she can put on a wide dress and put a big bag of rice down the front. She should leave it there for 9 months. After the 9 months, take out 10% of the rice. For [...]
“I finished the cookies”
“Retaining water? Sure, like the emergency drain retains water….”
“I’m not implying anything, but I don’t think the baby weighs 20kg!”
“Wow, that rose tattoo on your hip now has the size of a palm tree!”
“You know, looking at her, you would never guess that Angelina Jolie had a baby”
“Why don’t we name the [...]
